Read a book!

I was gonna write a big post about wide world of peas or do a shoutout to Anne (we miss you, btw! Hope you still read this.) But I found the best rap video ever! For those you know Jen... you'll understand why...

Read A Book!


Lyrics:
Yeah! Wazzap, y’all? This yo’ boy G-Mic. See, I usually do songs with, like, hooks and concepts and shit, right? Well, fuck that, man! I’m tryin’ to go platinum, so I’m gonna rock this shit! Check this out, y’all:

Read a book! Read a book! Read a motherfuckin’ book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a motherfuckin’ book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a motherfuckin’ book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a motherfuckin’ book!

R-E-A-D A B-O-O-Kaaaay
R-E-A-D A B-O-O-Kaaaay
R-E-A-D A B-O-O-Kaaaay
R-E-A-D A B-O-O-Kaaaay

Not a sports page, not a magazine, but a BOOK, nigga! A fuckin’ book, nigga! Yeah!
Not a sports page, not a magazine, but a BOOK, nigga! A fuckin’ book, nigga! Yeah! Not a sports page, not a magazine, but a BOOK, nigga! A fuckin’ book!

Raise yo’ kids, raise yo’ kids, raise yo’ goddamn kids!
Raise yo’ kids, raise yo’ kids, raise yo’ goddamn kids!
Raise yo’ kids, raise yo’ kids, raise yo’ goddamn kids!
Raise yo’ kids, raise yo’ kids, raise yo’ goddamn kids!

Now, yo’ body need water, so drink that shit!
Yo’ body needs water, so drink that shit!
Yo’ body needs water, so drink that shit!
Yo’ body needs water, so drink that shit!

Buy some land! Buy some land! Fuck spinnin’ rims!
Buy some land! Buy some land! Fuck spinnin’ rims!
Buy some land! Buy some land! Fuck spinnin’ rims!
Buy some land! Buy some land! Fuck spinnin’ rims!

Brush yo’ teef, brush yo’ teef, brush yo’ goddamn teef!
Brush yo’ teef, brush yo’ teef, brush yo’ goddamn teef!
Brush yo’ teef, brush yo’ teef, brush yo’ goddamn teef!
Brush yo’ teef, brush yo’ teef, brush yo’ goddamn teef!

And wear deodorant, nigga!
Wear deodorant, nigga!
Wear deodorant, nigga!
Wear deodorant, nigga!
Wear deodorant, nigga!
Wear deodorant, nigga!
Wear deodorant, nigga!
Wear deodorant, nigga!

It’s called Speed Stick! It’s not expensive!
It’s called Speed Stick! It’s not expensive!
It’s called Speed Stick! It’s not expensive!
It’s called Speed Stick! It’s not expensive!

Now read a book, read a book, read a motherfuckin’ book!
Read a book, read a book, read a motherfuckin’ book
Read a book, read a book, read a [explosion]